I am a college graduate without much in the way of skills to offer the world.

If I learned anything in college, it is that having an opinion is not the same things as having something to say.

So, when I approach people, I need to have something to say that hasn’t been said a million times before.

Most people have heard all about driving traffic to one’s business or site, but very little about providing a real beneficial service to the client once the client gets there.

I am a college graduate, have a degree in English, and can tell you the scores of football and basketball games. My help is accepted in the soup kitchen as long as it is volunteer labor.

I cannot build, repair or cook. I have no real work experience, since I was busy amassing student loan debt, and of course in the process supplying work to leering English professors with tenure who like to wear their white hair in a pony or like Einstein, and of course, there is the universal turtle neck.

I just want to be able to be of value to someone.

But, then, there’s that college loan debt that the government doesn’t want to just forget about.

However, since every other person applying to the jobs advertised in my town seems to have better inflated grades than I do, and no better idea of how to be of benefit to anyone than I do, we are kind of stuck.

So, if you can help me really make a difference with a real product that will improve the lives of the people I approach whoever they may be, I’m ready.

Happy New Year